RE: A Super Dope Taylor Swift Concert Tee
- Me: You would wear this if I bought it for you, right?
- The Boy: Why would you ask me a question you clearly know the answer to?
- Me: Just checking. Second question; Would you wear this if I were ALSO wearing this. (this is a test)
- The Boy: Umm do monkeys shit in the rain forest? Of course. But more likely to happen at a Taylor Swift Concert or a taping of Taylor Swift on the Ellen Degeneres show. Keep them coming. How am I scoring?
- Me: You're batting 1000, babe.
- The Boy: Oh that is from the Def Leppard show!!! I WANT IT!!!!
- Me: It's yours.
- The Boy: Are you getting one too?
- Me: Umm have you seen it?? What kind of question is that?
- The Boy: And THIS is why I like you.
